Dreams? I always remember my dreams. I was just having a glorious dream about sardines. Silver flashes everywhere.

I’ve always dreamed of starting my own circus. You know, make some people juggle jellyfish. The seals would love it.

My most important work right now is standing up on my front fins. They say we evolved from bears but I say we’ve barely evolved. Just kidding. We can walk and swim! Amazing if you ask me, and like you did.

My current opinion of Santa Cruz is that the otters are getting way too much attention. Have you seen a baby seal?